BLAH - mospherics

IF I told you the S*#t that's happened this year, you wouldn't believe me.

Like, it's like, I've had a couple and this big HOLLYWOOD demon came and made a movie outta my life. But it's going well. You know, happy ending and all that.

THE GOOD bits. Is that I is married. And yes, my GRAMMAR is WRONG ON PURPOSE.

Them's the GOOD bits. Marriage. So why should the fact that bad things have happened stop us from enjoying good things?

HUH?